The Feral Scoop

Where Wildcat Wit Meets Prairie Pandemonium

We’re not here to stir the pot—just to add a little BBQ sauce to it. Follow us for a laugh, a shrug, and a nod to the heart of Godley, where the only thing fiercer than our football team is our sense of humor.

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Custodial Funds Catastrophe: “Expert” Confuses Janitor Paychecks for Wall Street Woes

“Why are they paying their custodians in cash?!” he thundered, mistaking bond custodians (those boring folks holding your grandma’s IOUs) for the mop-wielding heroes of high school hallways.

Local Transparency Group Unveils ‘Portable Palace’ Renders to Prove Trailers Are the Future of Godley Elementary Chic

Critics, including a few Wildcat parents who’d rather their kids not learn fractions in a glorified tin can, point out that Godley ISD’s enrollment is ballooning faster than a bond skeptic’s blood pressure.

Stray Dog Syndicate Declares Godley “Bark City, USA” in Hostile Tail-Wag Takeover

The furry insurgency, first spotted terrorizing mailboxes on Tucker Drive, has declared Godley “Bark City, USA,” with their alpha, a scruffy mutt dubbed Sir Barks-a-Lot, crowned mayor in a clandestine ceremony behind the DQ dumpster.

Testimonials Section – Say Something Funny So I Can Add It Here

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Raising Dust & Raising Cain: Godley’s Gritty Good Times

All stories are satirical, inspired by real Godley atmosphere but cooked up in our imagination. Got a wild idea or a stray dog sighting? DM us at GodleyGazetteInfo@gmail.com or toss a note into the nearest prairie wind.

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